A story by what used to be TavOnce upon a time a unicorn sprang out of my closet. I did touch myself accidentally but I barley could, it's hard trying not to run from the crazed ape that loved to test my vertical mambo on himself and with every pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis disorder jizz came from my camel and he then died, so a hearse disintegrated as I kept his used sperm to eat then regurgitated it my weathered cow. Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis disorder killed a battle granger when Alfred the Tyrant was hiding between my peaceful big booty cow slippers. Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious is my favourite word and statement but supercalifragilisticexpialidocious died. Acetyl was all...

A story by what used to be TavOnce upon a time a unicorn sprang out of my closet. I did touch myself accidentally but I barley could, it's hard trying not to run from the crazed ape that loved to test my vertical mambo on himself and with every pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis disorder jizz came from my camel and he then died, so a hearse disintegrated as I kept his used sperm to eat then regurgitated it my weathered cow. Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis disorder killed a battle granger when Alfred the Tyrant was hiding between my peaceful big booty cow slippers. Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious is my favourite word and statement but supercalifragilisticexpialidocious died. Acetyl was all upset because I cried like a schoolgirl in school during intercourse with my invisible infrared hard watermelon flavored Yoda, it died sadly because it got AIDS and Rabies from my little "asscrap" from hell and my plasma then I came buckets (And WHO post again new reply here its big noob because my closet say: STFU ALL. Could someone ban mega already? HE DE-RAILS YET ANOTHER THREAD, GOOD JOB FAIL-POSTER.) Crowmen then suddenly decided to dance badly. My father, Henrique El Pablesque, hates my fetish. TheAwesome, again? My best quality was my 10x6 pixel ass. The-Awesome doesn't even have a penis! Trolls are funny by annoying. Posting to the forums is cool and sexy, posting again is even cooler! Well this sucks. It annoys me really badly. Buuuuurrrrp! This was hilarious and awesome thanks, LoL. ROFL, this is going to get ridiculous and hilarious. Fuck the cat in with käsekuchen before blow then I dance around with Dr.NoName trying to have an orgasm after another buttrape. Guilty, yes purely guilty. Don't forget about the box! The blue Tyrant and green Dretch, there's Pampelmuse the retarded dragon. Fridolin the penis licker loves licking dogs testicles and non-existent creatures since you don't believe that ghosts have capes to scare people without balls furthermore we dumb animals. we must never eat that thing under the camel's rawhide. On September 11th when a spaghetti saw some surveillance cameras in TheAwesome's sack while eating Centipedes with chocolate syrup dipped with peanuts. A really homosexual Tyrant butt-fucked to a cheese sandwich. Unicorns like one horn up the anus with force and hot dogs covered in chocolate syrup. Usually I dance around my toilet naked but beauty killed the incredibly immense dwarf's erection and went in the store to steal boxes of chocolate. Alexis is extremely horny, apparently. Very "Uuuuh" and happy but she sometimes is of confuzzled about sexuality temptations. The hobo smelted like an erotic whore who died while f'ing painting a naked hedgehog owling then dropped a deuce on Ludus' face and left chunks of feces on uBP>Banana but the chunks