Bed time story's from a galaxy far far away.when i was asked to tell a bed time story off the top of my head this is all i could come up with.

A long long time ago in a galaxy far away there was this boy and he lived in the dessert his life was pretty normal but he got bored alot and dreamed of something bigger.

so one day after he whent to the store to buy some slaves he was cleaning one when he came acrose a message from the hottest chick hed seen she was looking for this guy he new who whent crazy in the dessert.

but he didn't really care so he stared at the moons for awhile while one of his slaves ran away but when he relized that he would have to do more work he went after him... but he waited till morning cause hes a pu...

Bed time story's from a galaxy far far away.when i was asked to tell a bed time story off the top of my head this is all i could come up with.

A long long time ago in a galaxy far away there was this boy and he lived in the dessert his life was pretty normal but he got bored alot and dreamed of something bigger.

so one day after he whent to the store to buy some slaves he was cleaning one when he came acrose a message from the hottest chick hed seen she was looking for this guy he new who whent crazy in the dessert.

but he didn't really care so he stared at the moons for awhile while one of his slaves ran away but when he relized that he would have to do more work he went after him... but he waited till morning cause hes a pussy
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in the morning he went into the dessert and found the slave and a bunch of hill people he fainted and the crazy old man saved him when he came to the old man convinced him that hes not crazy and he needs his help to save the girl whos a princess btw but like a said he was kinda a pussy so he went home when he got there everyone was all burned up so he decided to help the old man
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the old man takes him to the only town on this planet he knows about but he's been in a cave for 20 years so things have changed and the town isn't as friendly as it used to be. Slaves arn't allowed in bars ugly people dont like you and lighsaber beats claws so after a couple bar fights and a quick negotiation they hire an actor to be there pilot and they go after the princess.

so now were on a spaceship playing chess and making fun of each others religions. when a bad spaceship shows up and they chase it to a moon that turns out to not be a moon and they get traped by the bad guys but the bad guys some how don't know they're there. they separate from the slaves and and meet a storm trooper named Tk-421. the actor shoots him and takes his job. hes not as good so he quits and breaks the phone meanwhile the boy finds the princess and she's not a grateful as you'd expect.

the old man has been sneaking around flipping switches on a ship hes never been on or around to have any knowledge of and the slaves have been looking up floor planes everyone else throws themselves down a garbage shoot and everyone freaks out.

the slaves save the day and everyone meets up at the spaceship except the old man who turns out met up with his best friend who he thought he killed. turns out he was pretty upset about that so he kills the old man and stomps on his shirt afterward. the boy is sad but no one else really cares.Turns out one of the slaves has the planes to blow up that ship and the princess leads a rebellion. so they have to go to a moon base on the far side of yavin.

The old mans friend has to tell his boss that he let the planes get away and that there could still be another jedi his boss decides to blow up the moon... he's kind of a dick.

So now that the plot is set and everyone has been introduced the good guys start blowing up shit the actor leaves and no one is surprised. but its ok cause turns out the boy is also a pretty good pilot so he joins the rebalion. they attack the space station and almost get blown up when the actor comes in and saves the boy just in time for the boy to turn off his computer and take his only shot based on something hes just learning to control.

anyway he hits his target and they blow up the space station there's a big ceremony and everyone gets medals the slaves make a joke and everyone laughs. also theres a Wookie.