I just managed to get my real name for a profile, but there is a minor hitch. Unfortunately it isn't as easy as changing my name on this profile...nope...if only....that means I've got to ask all of you to go ahead and add my new fancy profile to your watch lists and friends lists. Don't worry, I still accept completely random friend requests because I have no "real" friends anyway.
This will be a slow process as I'll update on both profiles for a while until I feel like the majority of all of you have jumped over to my new "Jack" account. Thanks for being patient! As a reward, there is cake on the other side for you.