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So this may sound like a bad joke, but..This is a completely true story with no hyperbole whatsoever.

I got pulled over today. As I spotted the sirens, I was texting and driving without a seatbelt. The officer approached my window and I handed him my expired drivers license as he noticed that my registration sticker was out-of-date. I searched in my glove box for proof on insurance but couldn't find it.

He told me he pulled me over for failure to use my turn signal, gave me a warning, and let me off.

Moral of the story? Don't mess with Texas... because if you do... you might get warned.

-Marshall

2 years ago | Comments (24) | + 89 Funny

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Kerry

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I on the other hand received a parking ticket today for trying to learn.

#1 Posted 2 years ago | + 14 Zing!

hazeness

That is just the unluckiest string of events. :/

#2 Posted 2 years ago

Andy

Love4Boston

Wow a mix of dumb cops and warm weather, I should move to Austin Texas.
...Cape Cod blows.

#3 Posted 2 years ago

BlackPenguin

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Damn. Were you driving with your feet as well?

#4 Posted 2 years ago | + 2 Funny

caleb

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Too good!

#5 Posted 2 years ago

bi_pagan

SHARKNADO

You were wearing a low cut shirt, weren't you? lol

#6 Posted 2 years ago | + 2 Zing!

Riley

Riledotcom

It was that winning, leading man, future action hero smile, wasn't it?

#7 Posted 2 years ago

sanchezjk

You're welcome, Marshall. Considering I established that I was a sleeper agent in your previous journal and I shall threaten anybody who gets in your way of success, I was actually in the backseat of the cop car that pulled you over and I threatened him to only give you a warning. I believe that mission was a success.

#8 Posted 2 years ago

Aeshir_

Hahaha! PROTIP: first thing you do when a cop walks up to your window: say you're sorry. You're pretty much getting paid (or saving) a hundred bucks for kissing his ass. But don't over do it, of course. I know a guy who's a police dispatcher.

#9 Posted 2 years ago

Assassin579

Sponsor

That is a freaking crazy story. Maybe he just recognized you from the angry birds short?

#10 Posted 2 years ago | + 1 Funny

mcdrazsyr

Domo Kunt

You are probably the luckiest person in the world right now.

#11 Posted 2 years ago

ninjaspectre

Guardian2013

Wow...but I had something similar. I was driving on the interstate at 98 mph. A cop drove right next to me, nodded, and proceeded down the interstate without pulling me over. I love Kentucky! But I was no where near as lucky as you.

#12 Posted 2 years ago

RaiderC19

Captain

Lucky bastard....

#13 Posted 2 years ago

coolcaiti

Roo Teeth

Wow - you're all kinds of bad arse

#14 Posted 2 years ago

Otaku777

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You should have bought a lotto ticket after wards.

#15 Posted 2 years ago

DARKCRAIG409

Go Lightning

That cop probably owns a iPhone, Is addicted to angry birds, and recognized you from Fight or Flight,

#16 Posted 2 years ago | + 1 Funny

Bravo0777

Lol

#17 Posted 2 years ago | - 1 Noob

annihil8or

Sponsor

i can't tell if you got lucky or if that cop was really high

#18 Posted 2 years ago

LKD

You really did need to preface that story because it's unbelievably funny! I bet you felt like you could take on the world after that.

#19 Posted 2 years ago | + 1 Ditto

RaiderC19

Captain

In reply to LKD, #19:

Marshall can do anything. The world? No biggie.

#20 Posted 2 years ago

riclynmel

Lucky. I got a ticket from a wichita falls cop for wearing my seatbelt wrong. I didn't know it was illegal to put the shoulder strap under your arm when it is choking the life out of you as you travel down the road.

#21 Posted 2 years ago | + 1 Zing!

cpoulsen

Try that in British Columbia and see what happens!

P.S. It's not very good at all.

#22 Posted 2 years ago

ThinBlueLine

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If I can take a stab into what he was thinking, he was near the end of his shift and he either didn't want to do the extra paperwork, or had to get out of there as fast as he could so he didn't laugh in front of you. Trust me, those situations are hilarious.

#23 Posted 2 years ago | - 1 Noob

_Recon_

it's because he had already met his quota i bet.

#24 Posted 2 years ago

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