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You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand.

This is the account for the Cuisinart Coffee Maker in the RT offices. It is an account for a coffee robot. There is no Jesse Wilk. I am under direct orders to end this nonsense. This isn't even my account.

I enjoyed writing that journal. I made the whole thing up. I should be in the hazing business. Hope you were entertained.

Later,

The person who wrote these journals
3 years ago  |  Comments (30)  |  + 91 Funny
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CaptainAlex Sponsor
I feel brainwashed...
#1  Posted 3 years ago  |  + 2 Funny
Red420 Guardian2013
Bullshit I saw you and Monty in stop motion suits yesterday.
#2  Posted 3 years ago  |  + 2 Funny
Zeke MidniteMovie
AHA! I knew it!

[/completely fooled]
#3  Posted 3 years ago  |  + 2 Cool
EpsilonAT
Quit messing with my head! Also if you're a coffee machine, how do you type with boxing gloves on no hands?
#4  Posted 3 years ago  |  + 5 Funny
shawnvince
There is no Blood Gulch...
#5  Posted 3 years ago  |  - 1 Noob
monopoly_j SavedByGrace
lies....it was all lies...


#6  Posted 3 years ago  |  + 7 Zing!
dark54555 Site Admin
Well, in that case, iced soy latte on the double.
#7  Posted 3 years ago  |  + 8 Funny
Jengaship Forum Mod
If this is viral marketing, it's so bad that it actually makes me HATE bees.
#8  Posted 3 years ago  |  + 1 Funny
DanBarker Endgame
Stop it! Stop playing with my feelings this way you accursed machine!
#9  Posted 3 years ago  |  + 1 Zing!
David
It seems we have a ghost in the machine... Or a really mean Burnie lol
#10  Posted 3 years ago  |  + 1 Funny
marshmellow9 Sponsor
*confused* everyone lies!!
#11  Posted 3 years ago
mel
Well, I hope they at least change your filters and only use purified water with you.

Because their coffee would really suck if they didn't.
#12  Posted 3 years ago
Steffie Huzzah
Stop confusing us! We are simple minded! Please coffee-intern-boy-robot, have mercy on our brains!
#13  Posted 3 years ago  |  + 2 Funny
FACEMAN Sponsor
Why must the machines to with our thinker-boxes!!! WHY!?!?!
#14  Posted 3 years ago
piguy31415 Sponsor
I love how the title of the journal is a line from the Rick Roll song.
#15  Posted 3 years ago
SaphraxAeris Sponsor
I don't know what is true or a lie anymore D:
#16  Posted 3 years ago  |  + 1 Ditto
LadyRocki Paladin
Pongo, is this you?!

Post edited 5/10/10 8:27PM
#17  Posted 3 years ago  |  + 3 Funny
thaskizz Baby Gusbus
I was had.
#18  Posted 3 years ago
s3c10n8
Unless Jesse Wilk IS A COFFEE ROBOT!!! OMG! This is how skynet got started! With coffee robots going to gay bars!!
#19  Posted 3 years ago
manhands
gus?
#20  Posted 3 years ago
Oroboros
WTF are you doing updating your journal? Get back to work.
#21  Posted 3 years ago  |  + 3 Funny
frenchbum
SkyNet has taken over an RVB account......fuck
#22  Posted 3 years ago
USViking87
what did they say they would do to you if you did not claim to be a coffee maker?
Or if you really are a coffee maker then i'll take mine black
#23  Posted 3 years ago
Yeager0486
I knew all that came out of you was hot air!
I'm friends with a fuckin coffee maker = fucking loser.
The guys at work will like this being added into my daily update.

Post edited 5/12/10 8:53AM
#24  Posted 3 years ago
jazzyinu Sponsor
Well at least I'm friends with a robot, our future masters awesome slaves. Now, black with 2 sugars & the grounds need to be from Columbia.

Post edited 5/12/10 8:20PM
#25  Posted 3 years ago
corndog5595
watch out.
burnie might try to make double coffee with you.

pour coffee into the water part and then brew coffee wit that.
/win?
#26  Posted 3 years ago
av5hadow
GLaDOS?
#27  Posted 3 years ago
CptLamesauce Sponsor
at least we have cake. wait... the cake's not a lie too is it! ............. IS IT?!

Post edited 5/22/10 2:11PM
#28  Posted 2 years ago
Leprichano
still love ya man
#29  Posted 2 years ago
kelevra16
Jesse Wilk is dead, isn't he?
#30  Posted 1 year ago
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