Sleep is overrated anyway...So for about seven weeks, i've been having insomnia. While this has made me questionably more productive, it's getting boring since not many people are awake at four am. I am loving this, but i'm going to see how i can solve this conundrum.
Come at me Chad!After getting in fights in Elementary school, my father decided that he should teach me some of his Karate knowledge; a lanky, whiter than an albino at a "Bukkake Anonymous" meeting, boy who flails his arms like an epileptic octopus does not conjure the image of terror. A problem presented itself when he only taught me how to kick. While all the farmers and rednecks in my boondock-of-a-town were getting into awe-inspiring fistfights, I was making field-goal attempts into the head of the guys who stole my Choco Taco. I cannot remember how many times I was punched in the face because I did not have room to do a snap-kick. Upon refection, I probably did not look like Bruce Lee doing spinning back kicks into the throats of villains, perhaps more like Elton John doing cartwheels towards Buck McTruck. Fact is that I have never punched someone with the intention of hurting them. Now, I am going into my first boxing spar and I have a lot of hurt to dish out. Lost time and all that jazz :)
Insomnia After a night of mild drinking and chilling with my ex, I hit the sack at 1am. I wake up four hours later. Shower, gym, laundry, and and hour and a half before classes; I feel golden. Why can I sleep 10 hours and feel like crap, while I get on average 5 hours of sleep this week and feel like Perseus? Bring it Zeus.
Bear with me...For some reason, today I regretted not fighting a bear that cornered me last summer. I'm fairly certain that I would be fatally wounded, but i'm honestly curious if I could take a 400lb black bear; I blame Burnie for the thought train. I had a knife and an ipod, but if it got one swipe in, i'd be gutted. Then, even if I did kill it, i'd have to run three miles back through the woods to make it to the road. Perhaps it was best that it was a draw...