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not the best pick up line.....So today two of my good friends from high school came down to visit! Yay!

We decided that the day would be best spent in some sort of body of water, so we decided to float the river.

Amongst the fraternity boys and redneck there were a few cool people to conversate with.

Along the way we ran into a group of on leave army women who we made friends with. One kept trying to get my attention and proceeded to hit on me. This in no way bothered me i just took the compliment and we went on my way.

About 20 minutes later who did we run into again, the same ladies. Who proceeded to tell us that my admirer was becoming dehydrated (although she looked completely fine to me-beer in hand)

She then told me that i had to give her an IV....I laughed thinking it was a joke just trying to flirt. Until someone reached into their cooler and out comes a serenge, IV bag and all the other tools needed. She somehow wanted me to put this IV in her arm! Seriously!

WHAT THE FUCK.... I refused due to the fact that i hate needles that actually penetrate skin. But they went along with it as me and my friends went on our merry ways and I proceeded to have a panic attack. I looked back as we paddled for our lives not knowing what diseases this chick had, only to see her holding her own IV bag in the air in her tube.

Do i have some sort of freak magnet imbedded in me......help.
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Larkiniscool
its me larkinRecently after reading some of the comments on youtube of our newest pj achievement video (which you should check out) I discovered that i keep getting described as emo/scene.

1. I'm 23 years old, not 13 trying to fit in with the cool kids in the lunch room.
2. Im the farthest from emotional, i don't sit under shade trees weeping about things from the past, writing poetry and cutting myself. I prefer drinking.
3. What the fuck is scene?
4. Last time I checked it was 2009, isn't it about time the whole stereotype bullshit died down a little.
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yay!Signed a lease for a house today! We move in August 9th!
Im super excited. Its in the Hyde Park area (not that i expect anyone not from Austin to know where that is)
But I will be closer to Griffons! Yay!
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Larkiniscool
last nightSo last night I went out with a couple of friends to a bar called Jackalope in Austin. Were all sitting there having a beer and just joking around when someone walks up behind me and puts their hands on my shoulders, a greeting of a friend. I turn around assuming that its my friend Justin who was also meeting up with us and in return I get this balding man who is around 55 and obviously didn't belong in this bar with his button up shirt and starched jeans.

I look at this guy and wonder, is this a relative i haven't seen in a while. Or did i meet this person when i was totally wasted and just dont remember?

At first he kind of looked at me a little funny too as if he wasnt sure who i was.
Was he meeting up with an internet/blind date or something?
Next he sits down and proceeds to talk to me saying sorry he kept me waiting and asking how i've been. My friend Haley also takes it upon herself to introduce herself so that we could figure out his name. Carlos, yeah. So Carlos keeps looking at me and I feel extremely awkard, so i just come out and say to him. "I'm really sorry but i have no idea who the hell you are!"
He at first looked shocked and then apologized and abruptly walked away. I seriously laughed for like 10 minutes to the point that i cried.

30 minutes later we see him walk about with a chic who had about the same length of hair as me but is wearing a flannel shirt and looks like a damn man. I was completely offended that thats who he mistook me for, just because the length of my hair.

Then I just started laughing again.
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ewwToday I got pooped on by a bird at the dog park....

it wasnt pretty
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excitedI get a haircut today, im pretty stoked about it!

Last actual haircut=October of 2008. I cut off about 6 inches. My hair grows extremely slow!
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