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Meh.A BASTARD IN A BASKET
4 years ago  |  Comments (1)  |  + 0 Funny
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Dexter is the best fucking show ever.Miguel: I accept you, Dexter, like a brother.

Dexter: I killed my brother... I killed yours, too.

Miguel: Oscar? You?

Dexter: I didn't plan to. It was kill or be killed.

Miguel: YOU! YOU KILLED OSCAR!

Dexter: What did you say at my bachelor party speech? Friends are always honest?

Miguel: Friends forgive. Friends forgive!

Dexter: I don't forgive you. And I don't get to have friends.

Miguel: You're a little freak! You think I'm done with you? You think this ends here! It doesn't!

Dexter: It does for you.

Miguel: Hrrrggghllaaarrrrgffghtpt

Dexter: Adios, amigo.
4 years ago  |  Comments (2)
Vlad
TwilightWhy is everybody spazzing out about this movie? It's a shitty movie based on a shitty book. The acting looks horrible, and it seems to be filmed entirely in blue and white. At least from what I've seen in the trailers, there is no other color used.

People need to stop making (and watching) shitty vampire movies. When's the last time a good vampire movie came out? Interview With The Vampire was probably the last decent vampire movie that actually stayed true to the roots of the original vampire stories. These shitty new movies keep making vampires into either ninjas or Superman. How about a vampire that, oh I dunno, just goes around sucking people's blood? No, you don't see that shit anymore. And it's a damn shame.
4 years ago  |  Comments (3)
Vlad
Gee, thanks you guys.I got an email from Rooster Teeth today. I thought it was some sort of birthday message or something, since today's my 21st birthday.

No, it's just them telling me that it's Christmas time and that I should buy some merch.

And I thought you cared. :(
4 years ago  |  Comments (2)  |  + 1 Cool
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Whoops.I was coming home from hanging out with a buddy just now. It's 11 PM, I'm on the toll road, and there isn't another soul around me, so I'm not paying a whole lot of attention to things like what lane I'm in. I put in a KMFDM remix CD and kind of forget about this thing called a "speed limit".

I realize I'm going too fast when I take a turn and slide from the far right lane all the way to the far left, only about a foot away from the wall. That's when I look at the dash and see something I've never seen on my car before.

115 MPH

This is, of course, after I take my foot off the gas for a few seconds. It wasn't until I actually realized that I was going excessively fast that any adrenaline started pumping. Until then, it was all smooth sailing.

I think I really do play too many video games for my own good.
4 years ago  |  Comments (3)  |  + 1 Funny
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