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T-Day +1...to be honest i didnt think of that clever title... i thought T day cause thanksgiving is too long and i put +1 cause its friday. it wasnt till after did i realize the irony

yea any way im at my friends whom i come to often. we lost count of how many times iv stayed the night this year... ill have to update the next BloodNinja post when i get home tomorow. im getting really mad at my karma, its ben like 4 or 5 days stuck at 31K and 95%-97%... thats right, evin with the numerous friend requests i got in the past 5 days (i think like 4, wich is alot sense i havnt ben out there just looking for friends wich is how i met id say about 95% of the friends i have), immage commetns, journal comments, and the 28 ppl i watch and all the posts iv made iv only gone up 2% in the past 120 hours... sorry im just like constently looking at that bar mocking me for thouse last 3%

Strike that! Cosworth just sent me over to 32K around 9:32pm or so... Thank You Cosworth ^_^

any hoo i had to take down the Quad Lazer gif because it wanst working... if anyone can tell me where i can get a new one id be much apreciative... my T-Day was definitly not one of the best... the only family i had dinner with was my grandmother and my bros(cuzin but hes like my brother) family. besides that nothing, no friends, no family(parents or anyone else), no nothing... ~~GET THIS, I DIDNT EVEN HAVE ANY PIE~~ yea it was just all around bad, iv got probelms to work out with familly, friends, and school and i think that this vaca is well needed although idk what i might get out of it...
Scratch that, gab's parents were nice enough to have 3 pies for desert tonight ^_^, im a little happier now that iv had pie

for anyone who cared enough to read that yea its a lil depressing, but i havnt really had anything to talk about thats happy... ummm, i beat Super Smash Brothers Melee... again

yea i know its like 3 years old but for some reason it all got deleted from my mem card. so i decided to replay, and i beat the entire thing (minus the trophies, cause there like impossible) and in sub 24 hours

yea thats all i got...

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7 years ago | Comments (5)

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Legend Of The Bloodninja...i dont know how many of you are firmilar with his works, but let me tell you they are the funniest things i may have ever read...

Bloodninja:Wanna cyber?
DirtyKate:OK, but don't tell anybody ;-)
DirtyKate:Who are you?
Bloodninja: I've got blond hair, blue eyes, I work out a lot
Bloodninja:And I have a part time job delivering for Papa John's in my Geo Storm.
DirtyKate:You sound sexy.. I bet you want me in the back of your car..
Bloodninja:Maybe some other time. You should call up Papa John's and make an order
DirtyKate: Haha! OK
DirtyKate:Hello! I'd like an extra-EXTRA large pizza just dripping with sauce.
Bloodninja:Well, first they would say, "Hello, this is Papa John's, how may I help you", then they tell you the specials, and then you would make your order. So that's an X-Large. What toppings do you want?
DirtyKate:I want everything, baby!
Bloodninja:Is this a delivery?
DirtyKate:Umm...Yes
DirtyKate:So you're bringing the pizza to my house now? Cause I'm home alone... and I think I'll take a shower...
Bloodninja:Good. It will take about fifteen minutes to cook, and then I'll drive to your house.
**pause**
DirtyKate:I'm almost finished with my shower... Hurry up!
Bloodninja:You can't hurry good pizza.
Bloodninja:I'm on my way now though
**pause**
DirtyKate:So you're at my front door now.
Bloodninja:How did you know?
Bloodninja:I knock but you can't hear me cause you're in the shower. So I let myself in, and walk inside. I put the pizza down on your coffee table.
Bloodninja:Are you ready to get nasty, baby? I'm as hot as a pizza oven
DirtyKate:Oooohh yeah. I step out of the shower and I'm all wet and cold. Warm me up baby
Bloodninja:So you're still in the bathroom?
DirtyKate:Yeah, I'm wrapping a towel around myself.
Bloodninja:I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door....
DirtyKate:What the f**k?
DirtyKate:You perverted piece of s**t
DirtyKate:F**k

Bloodninja: Wanna cyber?
MommyMelissa: Sure, you into vegetables?
Bloodninja: What like gardening an ****?
MommyMelissa: Yeah, something like that.
Bloodninja: Nuthin turns me on more, check this out
Bloodninja: You bend over to harvest your radishes.
(pause)
MommyMelissa: is that it?
Bloodninja: You water your tomato patch.
Bloodninja: Are you ready for my fresh produce?
MommyMelissa: I was thinking of like, sexual acts INVOLVING vegetables... Can you make it a little more sexy for me?
(pause)
Bloodninja: I touch you on your lettuce, you massage my spinach... Sexily.
Bloodninja: I ride your buttocks, like they were amber waves of grains.
MommyMelissa: Grain doesn't really turn me on... I was thinking more along the lines of carrots and zucchinis.
Bloodninja: my zucchinis carresses your carrots.
Bloodninja: Damn baby your right, this s**t is HOT.
MommyMelissa: ...
Bloodninja: My turnips listen for the soft cry of your love. My insides turn to celery as I unleash my warm and sticky cauliflower of love.
MommyMelissa: What the f**k is this madlibs? I'm outta here.
Bloodninja: Yah, well I already unleashed my cauliflower, all over your olives, and up in your eyes. Now you can't see. Bitch.
MommyMelissa: whatever.

mod if u like these, if i get positive coments on these ill post more... till then ill then i guess ill see everyone around

~EDIT~
for thouse of you that care or like to go to the forums i make, i decided it was time for me to make another ^_^
so here u go... What Do You Do When...
yea strike that... i made that forum like not evin a half an hour ago and its already ben locked... eather there cleaning out the forums or i really struck a nerve with someone higher up. well if i offended anyone im sorry about that...

~EDIT 2~
it seems DiMono has made his point on the fact that Spam Contests Are Illegal!!!. hes out for blood and i think hes doing a pretty good job of it. glad i havnt ben doing any in the past few weeks, well iv only done one and i didnt evin know it was a spam contest but that was 2 weeks ago...

Simmons

7 years ago | Comments (8) | + 5 Funny

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Bored/Taking My Mind Of Certin Things...yea there are some things i dont want to talk about lately, so im gona make a random post. i found an official your mom joke site. so yea just leave a mod or something if u like them, idc...

Your Mom's so large that objects fall toward her at a rate of 9.8 m/s^2

A YIG oscillator can not vibrate near the frequency at which your mom has intercourse.

Your Mom is so loose it is like throwing a hot dog down the hallway...

Your Mom is so slutty, she got more clap than an auditorium.

Your Mom is so slutty she's like a lemonade stand, 10 cents a squeeze...

Your Mom's so slutty when she got a new mini skirt, everyone commented on her nice belt!

Your Mom's so slutty that I could've been your daddy, but the guy in line behind me had exact change.

Your Mom is so fat she walked by the TV and I missed three episodes.

Your mom is like a mosquito, when you slap her she stops sucking.

Your Mom is like a Masonic temple -- outsiders are always trying to penetrate her inner sanctum.

Your Mom is like AM radio -- her amplitude increases whenever I modulate her.

submitted by UAF_Omega
Yo mama is just like a doorknob, everyone who walks up to her gets a turn.

*sigh* this is what happens when u leave me alone and i get bored... im reduced to being depressed and bored. and perplexed about the numerious contests iv ben winning sense yesterday... i won 3 sense last night. one i knew about, 1 i had forgotten about, and another i didnt evin know i entered let alone existed... so yea im not complaining just saying...

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7 years ago | Comments (9) | + 5 Funny

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Worst Week Ever...omg this ~~fucking~~ week cant get much worse, today especialy was just pure hell. ill try and put it short before i get myself too depressed again. report cards came in, and i definitly dont like it and neather will my parents. other ~~shit~~ im not evin going to think about disscussing because i would be drivin to the point of like terminating my life or something. and yea i just did something in the past minute to totaly induce that feeling. its a good thing its cold as shit out orelse id be on the lawn driving a steak into my neck or something. my life just seems to ~~fuck~~me over at every chance. im so tired of it, phisicly and emotionaly... this had better be short lived orelse im gona be short lived...

~EDIT~
o yea when i see pictures about something taken on RT i knotice that there all like done with FireFox open as there web browser... this leads me to belave that eather literaly EVERYONE has FireFox, or there is some sort of picture taking ability it has that i dont know about... eather way id like to know how to do screenshots. if anyone knows any info on that can u hit me back?
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7 years ago | Comments (12) | + 1 Ditto

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MFF Aint That Bad...well yea i finaly gave in and got Mozilla FireFox. and i must say its not that bad. we got off on a rough start last night hough. i had just created a save point, like i do normaly when im downloading a new program or something. and after having it i had went through the bs of getting it setup but i made the mistake of making it my default webbrowser. not cool... because like some of the programs i had wouldnt work and stuff was a lil weird. so i went back and did it again without making it default. and now everything seems great. runs smoothly, almost no popups, stupid advertisements are gone, lots of good stuff. i like it and im gona keep it

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k so i chanced my gif's a lil. added my clan up there looks pretty bitchin, my overlord evin made me a cusom one and yes the 8 is supposed to look like an S. thats how the "Halo" (yea beleave it or not) font is supposed to look. anyway let me know what u think of the new setup. and o yea wernt there supposed to be new awards too???
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7 years ago | Comments (10)

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Getting Bored...so ummm yea... how is everyone lately

its always interesting to see how my friends are dooing in life.

i know iv seen better times than the past 6 or so weeks of my life...

Simmons

7 years ago | Comments (8)

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Post Weekend Report...well the tournanment was freaking awesome

"The Asociation" wich is the team i was with totaly ouned. in the end we got to the semi-finals and then lost. so i guess we tied for 3rd with the other team. its still funny, a bunch of high schoolers just walk into a college where they do nothing but play games and we totaly whoop out 13 other teams and take 3rd.
well besides that friday night we went to Gamers Guild and played a kick ass Gundum dice game. yea i know, i HATE gundom... but im actuelly starting to like it, and that game rocked the house! iv got a pic too, it will be at the bottom. we had an anime marathon saturday night. First was Utena, then GW Endless Waltz, then Spirited Away. yea was an awesome night. and i got to watch it not only with Grif and Moony. but wich kick ass college ppl: Crystal, Eve, Nancy, and Ryan all fucking rock hardcore! ok listining to Coheed and Cambria's The Suffering, so im not gona get much more done. o yea im out.

Simmons

7 years ago | Comments (7) | + 9 Cool

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Past Few Days And Next Few Days...well to put it short last night a made a huge entry and was compleatly finished and when i was done out of habbit i clicked "My Homepage" insted of submit. dont ask i think it was whicked late and i had ben ocupied with something else at the time. so yea to put it short the quarter endded today and i had 6 journal entyrs and 2 essay papers to hand in today for english, and i had 4 labs to make up for physics. i pretty much thought there was no way in HELL id get them done but somehow i pulled it off and intime for each class.

not only that but i got fairly hight Quartly Exam grades for physics (and beleave me i kneed them). im definitly not letting myself get behind in anything the rest of the year.

well besides that from tomorow till sunday im gona be gone to onionta with 2 other friends to a Halo 2 tournament and to hang out at a college for the weekend. should prove to be interesting but i hope in a good way. idk last time i was out there my sidekick lost reception. so if it proves to do that again it means 3 nights 2 days with no aim, yahoo, internet, and i cant check my KoC... i figure ill be in the fetal position withing hours

iv ben feeling better due to recent events

, but lately its ben off and on depression and thats might not be too well at a a college 3 hours outside where i live where if i needed something i wouldnt have a chance in getting it. but you can only hope for the best and pray life brings you mercy in your life...

Simmons

7 years ago | Comments (3) | + 1 Cool