My Friend's BirthdayWell, last night was the best night/ best laugh I've had in a long time. It was gonna become our friend's birthday at midnight, so we were on a mission to get him drunk before that time. We knew we had hit gold when we saw him dancing to "Larger than Life" by the Backstreet Boys. The rest of the night only got progressively better as he started playing catch with ping pong balls, only using his mouth. He also took his shirt off and gave lap dances to everybody at the party who was sitting down. EVERYBODY.
That's what I call, a good ass night! Happy birthday Josh
Hey, just a heads up to all those people who added me as a "friend" on here. I don't really know you... Don't be surprised if I start messaging you at random times, I'm going to start it soon. BE PREPARED!
Caboose's true orginsCaboose is/was Agent Georgia. When his jetpack malfunctioned, he flew off and smashed his head against the wall. On top of some brain damage that he got, he also has retroactive amnesia. The Director and Project Freelancer didn't want to get morale too low by having poor Agent Georgia around and people to get discouraged from using the jetpack, so they just hid him where they hide everything, in Blood Gulch.
P.S. It would explain why he is so strong (i.e. he is the only one who can carry Andy) It's because he was a freelancer! Also explains why he has such a fondness of Church, aka the Director.
Sneaky GeniusI was walking to class today, and I reached the building. I held the door open for the ladies behind me, because I like being a gentlemen. Any way, as they passed and I continued to walk, I realized that it was a perfect opportunity to stare at their asses... Whoever invented chivalry is a closet pervert/ genius.