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darnclem ActualWizard
darnclem ActualWizard
I have a hard time concentrating....With all you bastards putting hot chicks up in your profile. My favorite profiles to check out aren't safe for work anymore. I know it is fun to imitate and make fun of these kids, but lets go back to normal huh?
7 years ago  |  Comments (9)  |  + 3 Ditto
darnclem ActualWizard
Congratulations, You made my bad side.

I chose not to respond because he was only a 12 year old, and I knew I would say something that shouldn't be said to a twelve year old. I don't mind someone on my friends list sending me this pm, not that I think it would ever happen, but I've never talked to this kid before. Where does he get off. I'm tired of children on the internet thinking they can handle a conversation with a mature adult. I know of one....RvB_Tex.

On a Sidenote:
Look at this kids pics. Thats how you get high karma quick.
7 years ago  |  Comments (6)  |  + 2 Ditto
darnclem ActualWizard
Yay! I'm an Unoriginal Bastard!!!!Look at this kids pics. Thats how you get high karma quick.

001.Name: Matthew
002.Nickname: Clements (last name, I know real original_), Flying Viking (My streetball name), Blondie, uhh.....Big Whitey
003.Single or taken: Single
004. Place of Birth: Oklahoma City
005. Zodiac Sign: Some say Tauras, some say Aries. I am not really sure. (April 20th)
006. Male or Female:male. Wait.....yup male. (Just checking if it was still there)
007.Your last name: Clements
008. School: Senior at Oklahoma City University
009. Occupation: Sound Technician, AV guy, and helpdesk non helpful technician.
010. Residence: Ambassador House Apartments
011. Your sn : damnclem.

__Your apearance___

012. Hair Color:blonde
013. Hair Long or Short:long hair for a guy, slightly longer than my chin. Johnny Damon style.
014. Eye Color: Blue
015. How do ur nails look: I am fastidious about my hands, so excellent. Cuticles got trimmed because I read this....
016. Height: 6'3"
017. Do you have a crush on someone: who doesn't.
018. Do you like yourself: Yes, but sometimes not the actions that I have taken, but who doesn't....
019. Braces?: I did.
020. Think your hott?: I hate to say yes, but as I want to be honest. God damn I am one hot mother f.....
021. Piercings: nope.
022. Tattoo: nope, never even had the desire
023. Righty or Lefty: Righty.

___ Favorites___

024. Movie: too many to name. I'll say Chevy Chase movies, and Star Wars. That should be a pretty good indicator.
025. TV Show: Reno 911. I think highly of the new family guys too though. I just know Reno will be here next year.
026. Color: Red.
027. Music: Varied. Check out my launchcast station, or my little profile rant down there......... vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv
028. Song: I like Mercury from the Planets
029. Food: Italian.
030. Drink: Dr Pepper. White Russian for alcoholic.
031. Candy: Watchamacallit.
032. Sport To Play: Frisbee Golf
033. Brand Of Clothing: LOL. Big and Tall store's don't have recognizable brand names. I can't wear short people's shirts though.
034. Animal: doggies
035. Books: too many to name. Piers Anthony is my very favorite author. And call me a dork, but I really got into the Star Wars books there for a while. Those things are addicting.
036. Magazines: Sports Illustrated, Any of those Gamer Magazines that lets me see cool new video game stuff that is coming out.

___Currently___

037. Eating: I had a hotdog for dinner......
038. Drinking: uhh, water.
039. Mood: tired and blah not wanting work.
040. Online: yes, i'm on rvb, aim, yim, msn, hih, facebook, I have a xanga, but I've never been there.
041. Listening to: Chill Out on Launchcast, Kraftwerk is on.
042. Thinking About: how slow this movie is downloading.
043. Wanting To: not work tomorrow at school
044. Watching: Japanese Porn j/k I am watching a Jackie Chan movie, "Shaolin Wooden Men"
045. Wearing: Shorts.... I had a shirt around here somewhere....

___Your Future___

046. Want Kids?: .....
047. Want to Get Married? ...
048. Careers in Mind: Either management for some company, an R&B singer, or a teacher. I still haven't made up my mind.

__What kind of people do you go for__

049. Cute or Sexy: sexy.
050. Lips or Eyes: lips.
051. Hugs or Kisses: hugs.
052. Short or Tall: short.
053. Easygoing or serious: easygoing.
054. Romantic or Spontaneous: spontaneous
055. Fatty or Skinny: Do I have an in between. I prefer healthy.
056. Sensitive or Loud: Sensitive.
057. Hook-up or Relationship: .......no comment.......
058. Sweet or Caring: isn't that the same thing. or enough not to make a distinction.
059. Trouble Maker or Hesitant one: Hesitant. I need someone to think so I don't have to.

___Have You Ever___

060. Kissed a Stranger: yup
061. Drank Bubbles: what????
062. Lost glasses/contacts: contacts yes.
063. Ran Away From Home: nope.
064. Broken a Bone: not once.
065. Got an X-ray: more times than I can remember
066. Broken Someones Heart: I think I probably have.....
067. Broke Up With Someone: yes.
068. Turned Someone Down: yes.
069. Cried When Someone Died: yes, its a sad time.
070. Cried At School: yes, when the murrah building was bombed. That was pretty damn traumatic.

___Do You Believe In___

071. God: No, not a devine pressence that can be personified. I believe that there is a greater power though. See star wars for description of how the force works......
072. Believe in miracles: not likely.
073. Love At First Sight: Not love.
074. Ghosts: not until I see one.
075. Aliens: why shouldn't there be something else out there.
076. Heaven: nope.
077. Hell: no.
078. Kissing on The First Date: I would hope so. Among other things.....
079. Horoscopes: Can't say.

___Answer Truthfully___

080. Is There Someone You Want But You Know You Can't Have?: That one girl that was on party of five, and Lost in Space.

Lacey Chabert, Thanks PT
7 years ago  |  Comments (7)  |  + 3 Cool
darnclem ActualWizard
What the?Here is a little oddity. This just happened on one of my refreshes. Neither one was on, but for some reason it said online under RvB_Tex.

When I went there again it was gone.....



Also my MS-Paint skills are so 1337!
7 years ago  |  Comments (8)  |  + 2 Funny
darnclem ActualWizard
Blowin Up Watch ListsI was just at 7-11 and a crackhead asked me if she could touch my hair.... because it looked so soft.

Hmmm....How to respond.....

"No, get the fuck out of here" (I hate crackheads)

She then had the gall to say, "I'mma remember that."

So of course I pull some Friday out on her and say, "Write it down, take a picture, I don't give a fuck!!!"

She then acted all huffy and left. I, however, helped myself to an icee and walked to the counter. The 50 year old white guy told me that it was on the house for how entertaining that was.

On a sidenote, I made Pixie's journal.

If I'm not blowing up your watchlist, I should be
7 years ago  |  Comments (9)  |  + 5 Funny
darnclem ActualWizard
Ho humI finally got to sleep in. I haven't had more than 5 hours sleep in a night for like 3 weeks. It's so nice to be rested. I had forgotten what this felt like.

I don't really have anything pertinent to say, so I will leave you with this....

"My god! What happened to you?" the bartender asked Kelly as he hobbled in on a crutch, one arm in a cast.

"I got in a tiff with Riley."

"Riley? He's just a wee fellow," the barkeep said, surprised. "He must have had something in his hand."

"That he did," Kelly said. "A shovel it was."

"Dear Lord. Didn't you have anything in your hand?"

"Aye, that I did -- Mrs. Riley's tit." Kelly said. "And a beautiful thing it was, but not much use in a fight."
7 years ago  |  Comments (0)  |  + 1 Cool
darnclem ActualWizard
Henry EarlYou may or may not have noticed my link up there to check this out.

I just recently looked at the pictures, and I had no idea how funny this guy was....

Henry Happy


Henry Pissed


Edit: Henry Earl America's Most Favorite Drunk Ass
7 years ago  |  Comments (3)  |  + 2 Cool
darnclem ActualWizard
Well its Thursday Evening.And according to this it is time for me to make a journal entry.



So I'm here in class, and we just finished taking a test. Now, the teacher was kind enough to let us use a "Cheat Sheet," but he didn't tell us that we were going to be able to use Excel. By the way it is a Business Statistics class. Anyone who has taken this class knows how horrific it can be.

Back to my point...

I spent all day making this stupid sheet with all the formula's that I would need to do the various statistical analysis required for the test. I have to leave some stuff off, but I went by the assumption that I would be able to remember the easier stuff. Not only did the Instructor allow us to use Excel, which is like a million times easier, but most of the questions were based on the "easy" stuff.

I ended up using the sheet that I had prepared for one 1 question. At least on the questions that used Excel I got them all 100% right, and those easy questions were like 2 points apiece. So let's hope for the best.

On a side note: I hope to be getting a webcam and capture card soon. So I will probably get some pictures of my ugly, viking ass up at some point. I will also be making some videos for my friends that aren't so good at Halo that will show some of the useful jumps for each level. Hopefully you'll be able to use them well after some practice.

I will also have that bit torrent file with all my favorite martial arts flicks up within the next 2 or 3 days.
7 years ago  |  Comments (16)  |  + 1 Cool
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