Fun.

The best birthday cake ever... of all time!

I'm on a diet. Eggs and Oreos. Pvt Donut would be proud!

Yo!

My wife knows me far too well. Happy Valentines Day!

I love my wife...

Why, hello. Fancy meeting you here!

Thanks kmerrill23!

You know, other countries would call it unhealthy to put 6 strips of bacon on your meat lovers stuffed crust pizza,but... THIS IS AMERICA!!!!

I'm ready. Are you?

My brother got a meme or a cake? You decide!

First of many engagement photos. (Damn I look hot!)

Quit staring! Now who wants a mustache ride?

Thanks Stitter!!

My new coaster set. Don't spill anything... You Monster.

I sprinted at every photographer I saw to get a pic like this.

Three of the sweatiest people ever,... of all time.

My Personal Trophy!

She is always sleeping!

Best Night of My Life! Gotta love getting engaged!!!

I like this.

And I drank them all by myself!

Help!! My job is killing me!!

Halloween can be fun. All you need are some mushrooms, feathers and a flower!

Not normally into this but check out the cake my mom made for my brothers girlfriend.

Epic

I scored!

I leave for 8 hours and this happens. Thanks Leo!

At the corner of boredom and hopelessness, and Epic Doodle is born.

Water droplets. Not dandruff. Come on guys....

Thanks to the snow ninja this little guy found a home!

Game On!

Yes I am a super villain!

He never called....