Carole and I, drunk at my high school reunion. God she's gorgeous.

Please, someone explain what I did to deserve such a wonderful woman in my life?

He's helping!!

Jake's discovery of mud. That kid is going to enjoy life!!

Probably one of the cutest pictures ever

My girlfriend's son and me.

Courtesy of WARDOG, apparently I have my own shoe brand!!

So I should watch for....falling people?

Me, and my first place trophy for Upper Division Criminal Law. That's right, bitches, I be smart!!

Fuck Tazers

"And Shepherds we shall be..."

I WANT THIS

I believe I told you "TRICK OR TREAT."

Happy Birthday, Evil Mistress!!

Look, a Na'avi Bean

Morgan Freeman is fed up with your bullshit

The boys from my local SWAT/HNT team doing what they do best: Be Badass.

Kinda pathetic, no? I felt like such shit at this point

The Oregon Fallen Firefighters Tribute Wall at the DPSST Academy in Salem. Last year 9 names of my brothers and sisters were etched on there after the crash of Iron 44 in Northern California. Rest easy, my friends.

Geoff appartently wants your soul. Or cookies.

Way too true

Me in on the Panther Fire, NoCal last year

GAY BATMAN!!

Lizz's supersexyhottness

What do you do with Pirate Booty? Contemplate it.

PIRATE SHIP!!

This is Wil Wheaton. Is he not t3h r0X0rs?

Myself with Meghan and Theresa from Delware Tech

My awards!!

Me with a full-sze replica of the shuttle

Jim Lovell's space suit

Me in front of the Space Shuttle!!

Chris about to take my gun away