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26 year-old male from Redding, CA
Doesn't play well with others. Conceited. Violent. Profane. Overly competitive. Poor Winner. Necrophiliac...
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Stevo's BS Report #2Stevo's BS Report .2
Welcome back to Stevo's BS report. Tonight's top stories include: Where is my wallet? and a special report on the gateway to hell. We'll be back after these brief messages.
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And we're back. Now for Steve in, "Where is my wallet."
Thank you, Stevo. "Where is my wallet?" This is a question that always rears its ugly head when you need it most. This question has baffled investigators since the invention of the wallet. One scientist believes that he knows the answer.
"It is quite simple really. It is the aliens. The use a special device that detects wallets and transfers them to a processing center th scan all of it's contents for the government."
The aliens of corpse deny any involvement and went further.
"We abduct people, pets, and politicians to probe them but we would never invade someone's privacy by stealing their wallets."
Back to you Stevo.
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And now the Special Report. Stephen?
Well the line into hell seems to have wound its way up and down the perimeter of the abyss circling it at least a million times, vaguely resembling the DMV office. Apparently, when a soul enters this area they are to wait in line until they are given a number. The number is then used to prioritize them in line, the higher the number the farther back one must stand. From there no one seems to know what happens, but there has been talk that those who are admitted have not been seen or heard from again. You sir, how long have you been waiting in line?
"I've been waiting here an eternity, and it is as hot as Hell in here. Can some one turn on the A/C?"
Our attempts to talk to the ones who look to be wearing potato sacks have only agitated them. At one point one of the who thought we were trying to take his spot tried to attack us with a stick. Now a message form the folks who pay the bills.
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And now the weather.
Well it sure feels like hell outside right now. And it is going to rain sometime within the next year. These is also a 90 chance that right now's forecast will be changed within the next 10 minutes. Sports is up next.
Well due to the weather report I will assume that there were no sports happening today. Therefore, I will make some up. Wait did you record that? OH S---! Well since I'm going to get fired anyway, the station manager has ties to Osama Bin Laden and Fidel Castro. The government can go F--- themselves... DON'T CUT ME OFF!!! I'M NOT THROUGH YET!!! (Yes you are, switch to commercial...)
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Stephen | | Occupation |
Student | | Birthday |
August 22nd, 1986 | | Interests |
Gaming you name it I either play it or know someone who does (except Harry Potter Games) and I have an opinion on them all. (games and people. lol) | | Gamertag |
| | JAMMASLAMMA'S... | | | Music |
Punk Ska Rock | | TV Shows |
I don't watch TV. It's boring | | Books |
The Sword of Truth Series Redwall Harry Potter. |
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