Chuck Norris ProverbsIf Superman and Godzilla got in a fight, Chuck Norris would win.
Chuck Norris doesn't get wet when he jumps in water, the water gets Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris isn't hung like a horse, horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
The only thing to fear is fear itself, and Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris ProverbsIf Superman and Godzilla got in a fight, Chuck Norris would win.
Chuck Norris doesn't get wet when he jumps in water, the water gets Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris isn't hung like a horse, horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
The only thing to fear is fear itself, and Chuck Norris.

These proverbs of stupidity brought to you by Pennsylvannia.