Blood For BreakfastSo I was at work today talking to some of my coworkers. All of a sudden a mosquito decides he wants to visit the inside of my mouth. By the way these arent normal mosquitos. They are mutants that are as big around as a nickel and drink gallons of blood each day from everyone out there. I guess the sent of colgate toothpaste and spearmint snus drew him to the orifice. Anyway for some reason when I felt him fly in (not knowing what just entered my mouth) my first reaction was to bite down. I realized after I tasted blood what had happened. So, this morning I had a nice cruchy blood filled mosquito for breakfast. Lets just hope that he held the hepatitis and aid from the meal.
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