||Round 2Ok folks Round 1 has come to an epic close and while some fights were one sided there where some that were nail bitters for me. Now to recap the stats.|
Fight 1 - Ray vs. Jack
Jack on paper was the clear winner both in size and his golden beard to protect him, but unfortunatelly the "Golden Beard" was not able to shield him from Rays pony spam, and applebucking skill.
Victory goes to Ray
Fight 2 - Michael vs. Gus
Well this was a tough one to call for me. Both men fulled by years of rage and hatered (not for each other) this fight was bound to be bloody on many levels, and after long battling (and a few to many swears to count) Gus soon sucumbed to his weakness of not being able to play a MMO was his ultamate defeat.
Victory goes to Michael
Fight 3 - Barbara vs. Kara
It was a Femme Fatal Battle Royale for the 2 women of our tournament. Both women fought hard for victory & survival. Unfortunatlly Kara's good nature was her eventual downfall unable to conqeur Barbara.
Victory goes to Barbara
Fight 4 - Dylon vs. Kerry
Now we come to the battle of the youngsters. Kerry was clear to win with his martial arts training but combined with his timid nature made him unable to fully battle as hard as he should have, Dylon finally succeded in defeating the young Kerry by summoning a flock of Pidgeys to peck him to death.
Victory goes to Dylon
Fight 5 - Mike vs. Gavin
While both contenders were matched in both wits and in strength. Mike has the fierceness of Fluttershy but can snap to Flutterbitch at any time. Gavin with his expert leg jumping ability was able to defeat Mike's pony fighting style at all cost!
Victory goes to Gavin
Fight 6 - Andrew vs. Joel
Andrew has many strengths he used to his advantage including his Epic Red Face. Joel unfourtanetly took the fight on so many tangents that Andrew was unable to keep up and was eventually destroyed by his own face reaching a nuclear level of red.
Victory goes to Joel
Fight 7 - Ray's Squeaky Chair vs. Police/Fire Sirens
And now for one of the hardest battles of the tournament the power of the Sirens were able to lead at first but the Squeaky Chair was able to get the squeaks just right to make a supersonic attack that completelly destroyed the sirens forever.
Victory goes to Ray's Squeaky Chair
Fight 8 - Michael's Microwave vs. Office Printer
The odd's in this fight were stacked in favor of the Printer but unfourtunatlly the Microwave was able to go nuclear and take out the Printer with little force.
So ends round 1
Round 2 will end Next Sunday night and Round 3 will begin right after.
Now Round 2 FIGHT!!!
Now with proper spelling