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ActionMan Science
I'm sorry...So here's the idea of the game...

1)Someone will write something bad that happened to them (real or imaginary it doesn't matter)

2)You'll assume responsibly for that thing (with an "I'm sorry", hence the title) and then you'll explain why you did it (hopefully with something funny).

3)Then you'll write something bad (real or imaginary).

Example:
Me
My friend ate the last piece of pizza.

Joe_Example
I'm sorry I ate the last slice, I was storing it up to give to a hundred orphans so they can live another year.

My knee hurts.

The idea is to put something that stresses you out and then the next person should make it seem alright. Suddenly your stress is gone.

I'll start.

I have to do the dishes today. D:
#1  Posted 1 year ago  |  Reply  |  + 7 Cool
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Wosky Sponsor
I'm sorry, I used all those dishes to serve your one piece of pizza to a hundred orphans.

The orphans are complaining that they only got a crumb each.
#2  Posted 1 year ago  |  Reply  |  + 4 Funny
wolfbait1 Sponsor
I'm sorry, I picked the wheat and smashed the tomatoes to make that one piece of pizza.

I'm joints hurt and my pain meds are 200 miles away.
#3  Posted 1 year ago  |  Reply  |  + 3 Funny
ActionMan Science
Wosky: I'm sorry, but they are tiny. I was afraid that if I gave them more than that, then they'd feel ill.

Wolf: I'm sorry I hit you with my car, I was rushing to save a mans life.

Oh no! Someone pushed me and I stepped on one of the tiny orphans.

Edit: Three posts in and already the ninja'ing begins. Haha.

Post edited 5/24/11 6:50PM
#4  Posted 1 year ago  |  Reply  |  + 2 Funny
AKlinker85 Sponsor
I'm sorry I pushed you. The Rooster Teeth guys were having a car wash fundraiser and I just had to be there!!

I can't find a new job if it makes you feel any better...

Post edited 5/24/11 7:27PM
#5  Posted 1 year ago  |  Reply  |  + 2 Funny
ActionMan Science
understandable

I'm sorry I flooded the job market, I was trying to save up enough money to go to PAX East.

I wanted to go outside and get some sun but I didn't get to. :(
#6  Posted 1 year ago  |  Reply  |  + 2 Funny
wolfbait1 Sponsor
I'm sorry but you're allergic to the sun.

Why are the chips gone?
#7  Posted 1 year ago  |  Reply  |  + 2 Funny
Wosky Sponsor
I'm sorry, but I gave them to the tiny orphans to use as umbrellas.

Why is my uniform all crumpled? I just ironed it!
#8  Posted 1 year ago  |  Reply  |  + 2 Funny
ActionMan Science
I'm sorry, I needed to use it as a dance floor for a charity game of "Dance On Wosky's Uniform".

This medieval dragon keeps tearing up my furniture.
#9  Posted 1 year ago  |  Reply  |  + 3 Funny
wolfbait1 Sponsor
I'm sorry, but I found him out on the street, we can't just throw him out.


I don't have the supplies I need for an art project.
#10  Posted 1 year ago  |  Reply  |  + 2 Cool
ActionMan Science
I'm sorry, I was using them to paint a pretty picture. It's a finger painting of a magical world with rainbows and unicorns. :D

These unicorns took so long to paint that I got carpal tunnel.
#11  Posted 1 year ago  |  Reply  |  + 2 Cool
Gingeyy Sponsor
I'm sorry I forced you to pain unicorns, it's how i get my jollys

There is an itch on my back
#12  Posted 1 year ago  |  Reply  |  + 2 Cool
ActionMan Science
I'm sorry I poured itching powder down your back, it's how I get my jollies.

Aliens invaded my house and abducted me for they're their depraved sexperiments.
#13  Posted 1 year ago  |  Reply  |  + 2 Funny
Radius55 Site Admin
In reply to ActionMan43, #13:

I'm sorry the aliens abducted you and used you for depraved sexperiments. I needed a victim for an internet video I'm making, and I should get millions of views now.

I'm being forced to watch reality TV.
#14  Posted 1 year ago  |  Reply  |  + 4 Funny
ActionMan Science
I'm sorry I created reality TV, I didn't actually think people would like it. That was my bad. Funny though.

My internet.......... is going......... slow.
#15  Posted 1 year ago  |  Reply  |  + 3 Funny
Radius55 Site Admin
I'm sorry about your internet. I'm stealing the bandwidth to upload the video to all my extremely perverted customers.

I'm being trolled by a cunt.
#16  Posted 1 year ago  |  Reply  |  + 3 Funny
ActionMan Science
I'm sorry, I was tolled that if I didn't troll you then ALL the unicorns would die.
ALL-THE-GODDAMN-UNICORNS

Wosky's cat/picture/art keeps starring at me. O.o
#17  Posted 1 year ago  |  Reply  |  + 4 Funny
Wosky Sponsor
I'm sorry, I just keep seeing you and remembering Radius55's video. My mind shuts down for a bit, which which leads to me looking slightly dazed. You just happen to be in the way of my eyes.


All the dishes in my kitchen sink have been there since last week. I'm running out of plates!
#18  Posted 1 year ago  |  Reply  |  + 2 Cool
Radius55 Site Admin
I am sorry your dishes are still dirty, but I'm turning them into modern art.


RTX is not coming fast enough.
#19  Posted 1 year ago  |  Reply  |  + 2 Cool
ActionMan Science
I love how it really looks like the cat is looking up at my pic. Day made. :D

I'm sorry I keep bringing you away from your cleaning, but I thought you'd rather do anything other than dishes. :)

I'm sorry I keep slowing down the passage of time. I just need more time to practice my one man ballet..... I mean do manly things...... cars........ guns......

All the Chex Mix is gone.

Post edited 5/24/11 11:23PM
#20  Posted 1 year ago  |  Reply  |  + 3 Funny
vpblack777
I'm sorry, but it was found that chex mix are the cure to cancer, and I just saved your sweet grandmother's life.

Im sore as hell
#21  Posted 1 year ago  |  Reply  |  + 2 Cool
Radius55 Site Admin
I'm sorry, but I replaced your pain relievers with laxatives for laughs.

My grandmother's got cancer and the chex mix cure was just a way for vpblack to make money.

Post edited 5/24/11 11:30PM
#22  Posted 1 year ago  |  Reply  |  + 3 Funny
Wosky Sponsor
I'm sorry, but I needed to hit you with that baseball bat so that I could practice my first aid skill on you.

Edit: I'm sorry, but I made vpblack777 pull that scam because he owes me money.

My patients keep dying on me.

Post edited 5/24/11 11:32PM
#23  Posted 1 year ago  |  Reply  |  + 2 Cool
ActionMan Science
In reply to vpblack777, #21:

funny, I believe that chex mix could cure cancer. They're that awesome.


I'm sorry I fed all of them my cooking, I was just trying to cheer them up.

My cooking killed a whole floor of people and brought about the zombie plague. 8C
#24  Posted 1 year ago  |  Reply  |  + 2 Cool
vpblack777
I'm sorry, but I thought zombies were awesome, so I inserted the Umbrella virus into your spices.

I want you to want me
#25  Posted 1 year ago  |  Reply  |  + 2 Funny
Radius55 Site Admin
I'm but I accidentally added an experiential aphrodisiac to your last meal.

The weather is trying to destroy my region of the earth.
#26  Posted 1 year ago  |  Reply  |  + 3 Funny
vpblack777
Im sorry, but it had to happen to somebody, and Japan and Haiti just cant take anymore.

Rebecca Black's new single is going to drop soon
#27  Posted 1 year ago  |  Reply  |  + 2 Funny
Wosky Sponsor
I'm sorry, but she got so many youtube views and response videos that I thought I should encourage her to make even more, since she's such a star.

My camera is out of battery.
#28  Posted 1 year ago  |  Reply  |  + 3 Funny
ActionMan Science
I'm sorry for building that weather machine, I thought I could create rain that would be used during times of drought. I guess my math wasn't right. I should have added math. That's a thing that science needs, right? Math? And buttons?

I added math to the weather machine and now it's possessed with the an angry forum troll and the ghost of Adolph Hitler. Math was not the answer.
#29  Posted 1 year ago  |  Reply  |  + 2 Funny
vpblack777
Im sorry, Math wasn't yet properly formatted for human use. I was planning on letting everyone know a while back, but there were some tweaks I needed to perform on Calculus to make it seem a little more reasonable.

There arent anymore krispy kremes near me
#30  Posted 1 year ago  |  Reply  |  + 4 Funny
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