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I'm sorry...So here's the idea of the game...
1)Someone will write something bad that happened to them (real or imaginary it doesn't matter)
2)You'll assume responsibly for that thing (with an "I'm sorry", hence the title) and then you'll explain why you did it (hopefully with something funny).
3)Then you'll write something bad (real or imaginary).
Example:
Me
My friend ate the last piece of pizza. 
Joe_Example
I'm sorry I ate the last slice, I was storing it up to give to a hundred orphans so they can live another year.
My knee hurts.
The idea is to put something that stresses you out and then the next person should make it seem alright. Suddenly your stress is gone.  
I'll start.
I have to do the dishes today. D:
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The orphans are complaining that they only got a crumb each.
I'm joints hurt and my pain meds are 200 miles away.
Wolf: I'm sorry I hit you with my car, I was rushing to save a mans life.
Oh no! Someone pushed me and I stepped on one of the tiny orphans.
Edit: Three posts in and already the ninja'ing begins. Haha.
Post edited 5/24/11 6:50PM
I can't find a new job if it makes you feel any better...
Post edited 5/24/11 7:27PM
I'm sorry I flooded the job market, I was trying to save up enough money to go to PAX East.
I wanted to go outside and get some sun but I didn't get to. :(
Why are the chips gone?
Why is my uniform all crumpled? I just ironed it!
This medieval dragon keeps tearing up my furniture.
I don't have the supplies I need for an art project.
These unicorns took so long to paint that I got carpal tunnel.
There is an itch on my back
Aliens invaded my house and abducted me for they're their depraved sexperiments.
I'm sorry the aliens abducted you and used you for depraved sexperiments. I needed a victim for an internet video I'm making, and I should get millions of views now.
I'm being forced to watch reality TV.
My internet.......... is going......... slow.
I'm being trolled by a cunt.
ALL-THE-GODDAMN-UNICORNS
Wosky's cat/picture/art keeps starring at me. O.o
All the dishes in my kitchen sink have been there since last week. I'm running out of plates!
RTX is not coming fast enough.
I'm sorry I keep bringing you away from your cleaning, but I thought you'd rather do anything other than dishes. :)
I'm sorry I keep slowing down the passage of time. I just need more time to practice my one man ballet..... I mean do manly things...... cars........ guns......
All the Chex Mix is gone.
Post edited 5/24/11 11:23PM
Im sore as hell
My grandmother's got cancer and the chex mix cure was just a way for vpblack to make money.
Post edited 5/24/11 11:30PM
Edit: I'm sorry, but I made vpblack777 pull that scam because he owes me money.
My patients keep dying on me.
Post edited 5/24/11 11:32PM
funny, I believe that chex mix could cure cancer. They're that awesome.
I'm sorry I fed all of them my cooking, I was just trying to cheer them up.
My cooking killed a whole floor of people and brought about the zombie plague. 8C
I want you to want me
The weather is trying to destroy my region of the earth.
Rebecca Black's new single is going to drop soon
My camera is out of battery.
I added math to the weather machine and now it's possessed with the an angry forum troll and the ghost of Adolph Hitler. Math was not the answer.
There arent anymore krispy kremes near me