Enjoy getting your head caved in by some angry Samoan.
And if you start dating a girl there, I expect to see pictures of you wearing a Hawaiian shirt and swimsuit while she wears a skirt made out of leaves, a coconut bra, one of those party things that people wear around their necks, and a fruit hat. And you both better be doing some kind of a Luau dance
That shit never works out, especially since I'm in the Navy.
I'll go away on deployment for four months and while I'm away she'll be shacking up with another military dude or some random tourist in town for a week.
Or that while I'm stationed there, she'll get bored of it and want to move back to the mainland.
Just, from what I've heard, relationships that start there rarely, if ever, work out.
Yeah, I can see that being the case most of the time. I only ask because a friend of mine moved to Hawaii, married an army dude and seems to be pretty darn happy. But she's a rare case and they moved really fast in their relationship.
My last boss said something to me about not 'shitting where you eat', so I'd probably stay away from most women while in the service. Unless I was permanently stationed somewhere it'd be a hard life to live. And, yeah, specially since you're in the navy it'd be hard to stay in one place for a long time.
I'm shamming.
Enjoy your war whilst I PCS to DC or Sam Houston and work with some strat unit.
Nah, I'll be in Hawaii sitting on a beach spending taxpayer dollars on margaritas and full-body massages.
Enjoy getting your head caved in by some angry Samoan.
And if you start dating a girl there, I expect to see pictures of you wearing a Hawaiian shirt and swimsuit while she wears a skirt made out of leaves, a coconut bra, one of those party things that people wear around their necks, and a fruit hat. And you both better be doing some kind of a Luau dance
Or we're not friends anymore.
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Post edited 9/30/12 3:49PM
EVERYTHING I've heard about Hawaii is to not date anyone there. Ever. At all.
Uh... what have you heard? You make it sound like it's gang land territory or something.
That shit never works out, especially since I'm in the Navy.
I'll go away on deployment for four months and while I'm away she'll be shacking up with another military dude or some random tourist in town for a week.
Or that while I'm stationed there, she'll get bored of it and want to move back to the mainland.
Just, from what I've heard, relationships that start there rarely, if ever, work out.
This rule also applies to any military girls you might happen to meet.
Otherwise, enjoy having random flings with some of the thousands of tourists that come through every year.
Moral of the story is:
Fuck you, upstate NY is dumb poop
Yeah, I can see that being the case most of the time. I only ask because a friend of mine moved to Hawaii, married an army dude and seems to be pretty darn happy. But she's a rare case and they moved really fast in their relationship.
My last boss said something to me about not 'shitting where you eat', so I'd probably stay away from most women while in the service. Unless I was permanently stationed somewhere it'd be a hard life to live. And, yeah, specially since you're in the navy it'd be hard to stay in one place for a long time.
Why not just use your journal.
I don't have a journal. :(
The one that came with your account and that you've been using for six years fuckwit.
How are you able to walk straight with such a massive butthurt?
Why do you post pictures of Busty anime chicks? Are you a furry?
Got'em
My sense of humor has been at an all-time low as of late, I honestly just haven't been finding anything funny.
Wow, rude.
This site is my favorite.
Tell you what. When they stop fishing corpses out of the rivers I'll go back to being polite.
rawrrawrrawrrawrrawr
It's a joke about the French being pussyfags, calm down.
Notfornothing, but this should be in your Journal or the Basement, otherwise it's just a waste of bandwidth.
99% of the internet is a waste of bandwidth.
But here, let me give you your 51.82k back.
THIS IS HALLOWED GROUND!
DO NOT DEFILE IT LEST THE DEFILE YOURSELF LATE INTO THE ANALS OF THE NIGHT! SO IT HAS BEEN SPOKEN!
Fuckin' mangetsus.
How do they work?
Ha. You said "anals"...
Got'em