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Chessrook44
How do YOU kill your sims?We all do it, and we all love it... putting our sims into complete and utter misery, be it drowning them in the pool, or locking them in a room with no food, water, or toilets, or even burning the house down. Here is where you discuss your murderous impulses taken out on your sims. I conclude with the argument that this comic is funny.

#1  Posted 7 years ago  |  Reply  |  + 63 Funny
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kazuwacky
Fantastic comic! I prefer to give them everything they need, but put the top speed on for about ten minutes. They make themselves miserable and are damn good at ignoring what they need. I *then* remove all the doors, fridges, beds and toilets and let nature take it's course....
#2  Posted 7 years ago  |  Reply  |  + 11 Funny
kazuwacky
I even have a dead house on my new sims game. All those tombstones are just so pretty ^_^
#3  Posted 7 years ago  |  Reply  |  + 13 Cool
angrydwarf
i tend to delete the stairs on the pool. simple but effective. and it ensures they were fit when they die, so it truely is a tragedy!
#4  Posted 7 years ago  |  Reply  |  + 7 Cool
MUSTARDMAN24
lol
#5  Posted 7 years ago  |  Reply  |  + 3 Cool
JulyFlame
In the old Sims, rockets were a sure way of killing them quickly. Down to the smallest child.....

New sims it's kind of frustrating to kill them. Seems to take longer.
#6  Posted 7 years ago  |  Reply  |  + 7 Ditto
MSpencer
I used to use the tried and true methods like the ladder-less pool, building a room around them (aka the Poo Room). Lately in Sims 2 I've been using the developer commands and the death generators. You can burn them, electrocute them, or have a satellite fall on their face.
#7  Posted 7 years ago  |  Reply  |  + 4 Funny
FalseHope01
Ah, drowning... burning... starving. I did it all! In The Sims original game I had one house devoted to killing families of eight at a time, so my graveyard got pretty big. I just recently started a house similar to that on The Sims 2. It's amusing to watch the ghosts haunt now.. Unfortunately, all my living sims do is go out and mourn. Oh well. They'll be dead soon, as well.
Of course, in the newer sims, even if you rid them of all doors, kids and toddlers and such can't die. CPS can walk through walls, apparently. How annoying. And fires are a pain to start, for me at least. I had a tiny room with one sim in it, two fireplaces, and plants, everywhere. As soon as the sim started a fire in both fireplaces, I blocked them with plants as well. Did this several times, but the fire always went out after awhile, and the plants never caught. Rather frusterating, if I do say so myself.
#8  Posted 7 years ago  |  Reply  |  + 5 Cool
JulyFlame
In reply to FalseHope01, #8:

Hm, are you sure the kids can't die? I read the strategy guide thing for it and I don't remember it saying the kids couldn't die. It was only toddlers and babies. Teens, adults, and elders can die from all of the stuff, and the children I think can't die from fire. But with the kids I think you can drown them or get them sick and die...

#9  Posted 7 years ago  |  Reply  |  + 1 Cool
FalseHope01
In reply to JulyFlame, #9:

I haven't successfully began a fire, or tried the pool in The Sims 2, yet, but I tried starving. In that case, my children were taken away, right through the walls. So, at the very least, they can't die that way.
#10  Posted 7 years ago  |  Reply  |  + 1 Cool
JulyFlame
In reply to FalseHope01, #10:

To start a sims 2 fire, get an oven okay? Tell an adult or teen sim to make a tv dinner in it. After the do that, TURN THE OVEN AROUND TO FACE THE WALL IN BUY MODE. Don't forget to delete any doors you have, but make sure to keep the sim(s) you want dead in there. I suggest making the room the oven is in small and with something to help spread the fire, like a stool or something.
#11  Posted 7 years ago  |  Reply  |  + 3 Cool
FalseHope01
In reply to JulyFlame, #11:

Ah... ^-^ Thank you. I'll try that pretty soon. Gonna go play it in just a bit.
#12  Posted 7 years ago  |  Reply  |  + 2 Cool
briskimj
I used to love to make a small 1x1 box and put them in it. The Install the large windows on each wall. They could look out but couldn't get out. Ooo so close yet so far.
#13  Posted 7 years ago  |  Reply  |  + 4 Funny
Zato
i either:
a. trap them in a tiny room with no food, lighting, entertainment, etc. and slowly watch them die
b. have them swim in a pool and then remove the ladder
c. put them in a room with a fireplace with things next to it. have them light a fire and watch them burn!
#14  Posted 7 years ago  |  Reply  |  + 2 Funny
Heske
I didn't think that they actually NEEDED food...oops...
#15  Posted 7 years ago  |  Reply  |  + 7 Funny
TheDarkLord
my personal fav on the sims to is to enter this one code that gives you access to special options when you shift+click and it has a kill option for "death by flies" all these flies come and eat away at your sim
#16  Posted 7 years ago  |  Reply  |  + 3 Cool
Inverse
In the old Sims I used to love drowning them in the pool.
I'd also like to bargain with the Grim Reaper and turn one of my sims into a zombie.
I have yet to try and kill them off in Sims 2.

Ways to kill sims in Sims1
#17  Posted 7 years ago  |  Reply  |  + 1 Cool
mynameisTODD Sponsor
Your all going to burn in Hell for this.
oh well its so funny to hear them run aroung screaming when the house is on fire.
#18  Posted 7 years ago  |  Reply  |  + 3 Zing!
TheWeazel
I build a little room, and take the door when they go in. I may put a fireplace and rug(s) too.
#19  Posted 7 years ago  |  Reply  |  + 1 Cool
ÜberNader
I build a room, a simple small triangle fence NOT WALLS but a cheap fence, to be my sims deathtrap. I just don't like getting the pool all dirty.
#20  Posted 7 years ago  |  Reply  |  + 2 Funny
TheWeazel
I like to make huge graveyards by putting 8 people in a small part with a small fence to stop them, then do it over, and over, and over.
#21  Posted 7 years ago  |  Reply  |  + 1 Cool
roneman90
take away all the stairs in a poool
lock them in a room

theres a never neding list of ways
#22  Posted 7 years ago  |  Reply  |  + 1 Cool
noblots
I don't think anyone mentioned The Guinea Pig Method. Build a small little house for the desired Sim. Get a guinea pig cage, and a refrigerator. Get the nasty little pig to bite the Sim, then get the Sim to make some food. He gets sick and dies. Not the fastest way, but it works.

I usually just drown them. Most efficient way for me. My brother used to call me a Sim murderer.. but that was only in Sims 1, I haven't killed anyone in Sims 2.
#23  Posted 7 years ago  |  Reply  |  + 2 Funny
amh714
surrond your people with couches and chairs. Then have one them light a firework. Now watch the show
#24  Posted 7 years ago  |  Reply  |  + 1 Cool
Xbox_180
The best an most efficiant way is to lock them in a small dark room and starve them to death. Fun to watch. I mostly like to murder the guests at the parties I throw. So they never come back.
#25  Posted 7 years ago  |  Reply  |  + 2 Funny
jeff eponymously
They should try to eat each other eventually.
#26  Posted 7 years ago  |  Reply  |  + 2 Funny
MrSquigles
i tryed something once to se how long i could live...made a normal house of 2 people and had everything 100% normal...exept 1 minor change...no doors to the outside...i wasnt expecting to live without a job for long....but then i started painting...making gnomes...this went on for ages and i eventualy worked out...im just good...TOO good...i set myself a chalange and i could of gone on foreva if i could be bothered

u might be thinking "what a noob thats ovbviously b/s because u have to pay bills"...if u dont some1 comes and takes some of your stuff...and she can walk through walls...

this was on sims 1 tho...and all the expantion packs....might try it on sims too...ambitions would be really hard
#27  Posted 7 years ago  |  Reply  |  + 2 Cool
FalseHope01
In reply to TheDarkLord, #16:
Wait wait... what?
I wanna know this code now.

#28  Posted 7 years ago  |  Reply  |  + 1 Ditto
lil_giant
in the first one i liked to trap them outside. I put up some shrubery right in the front yard and every time they came to my house they would walk into it after ringing the bell and thats when i would close it up and watch the guests suffer
#29  Posted 7 years ago  |  Reply  |  + 1 Funny
Artymas
Eh, I do the traditional way: starvation. Though I've realized that when I try to keep them alive they die and when I try to kill them they live. >__> But yeah.

To TheDarkLord: That's awesome! =D I want to die by flies! -scuttles off to try this-
#30  Posted 7 years ago  |  Reply  |  + 0 Funny
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